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Check out my ear!

Ok, just in case you’re curious – this is what a frostbitten ear looks like a week after it was frozen and thawed. See the darker colour on the lower portion of the lobe? That’s the frostbitten part. I don’t know if it’ll ever look or feel normal again. Despite having lived in frozen Ottawa all my life, this is my first experience with frostbite. I’m not blaming myself, or the Rideau Canal, or the handknit hat – I’m blaming the silver earring. Just so ya know.

I still think the strangest thing is that I didn’t even notice it was frostbitten until the next day. I thought frostbite was supposed to hurt like hell.

More Mousecapades

I got home from work yesterday and couldn’t find Frankie anywhere! I figured he must have escaped from the aquarium and then carefully replaced the weighted lid on top of it.

“What a smart mouse,” I thought to myself, “And tidy too.”

I opened up the aquarium to remove the humane trap from it, and discovered it was unbearably hot in the aquarium. The food I had put out for him in the morning had rotted already because of the steamy conditions. I began to think maybe it was best that Frankie had escaped, otherwise he might have suffocated or roasted in there.

But then I saw a flicker of movement! Frankie was back in the humane trap!

And then everything became crystal-clear to me. Suddenly I knew what I had to do. It was inhumane to keep Frankie in a hot aquarium, and inhumane to keep him in a humane trap. It was a lovely warm evening in Ottawa, unusually warm for January, with several warm days forecast. My blogger friends were right – the humane thing to do was to free Frankie. He could survive outside for a couple of days in the above-zero temperatures while searching out alternative accommodations.

Frankie and Sam the dog and I went out to the park across the street. I opened up the trap and Frankie hopped out. He ran through the footprints in the snow, and each footprint began to look like mountains and valleys as he scaled one side and slid down the other. He followed the footprints all the way home. Then I discreetly averted my eyes so I wouldn’t see if he snuck back in.

Here are a few interesting facts about mice:

  • They prefer chocolate to cheese
  • The average lifespan is about 3 months
  • Unlike the teeth of other mammals, the front incisors of rodents never stop growing. In fact, continuously growing front teeth is a trait shared by all rodents from the tiniest mouse to the largest capybara. By observing captive mice and rats who have nothing to gnaw upon, its been found that these incisors can grow up to five inches per year.
  • A mouse can jump down 12 feet without injury. What’s more, mice have a 12 inch vertical jump.
  • To this day some people believe that fried mice or mouse pie is a cure for bedwetting!
  • The female mouse ovulates every other day
  • A pair of mice can have 135+ children in a year! During that time, their children can also start multiplying in similar numbers! Because of the rapid breeding capabilities, scientists are able to study heredity patterns of several generations in only a few years. It would take hundreds of years to study as many generations of people.
  • Mice do not need any water; they can convert solid food into water through a chemical process.

Pest or Pet?

UPDATE – the landlord was about to come over and ‘dispose’ of the mouse I captured in the humane trap. It just seemed so wrong to capture him humanely and then allow someone to drown him. I tried to release him outside but I couldn’t figure out how to open the trap, and I also thought he might be condemned to die a frosty death. Eventually, with much input from my softer-hearted friends, I decided to adopt him, name him Frankie, and let him live in a spare aquarium until the springtime – then I’ll release him outside. Eventually I figured out how to free him from the trap. Now he spends all his time jumping up and down, trying to figure out how to escape from the aquarium. Here are a couple of really bad photos – the first one is Frankie exiting the humane trap and entering the big aquarium world. The second one is Early Exploration of the New World.


Morse Code Mystery Solved

I woke up earlier this morning to the sound of Morse Code coming from my livingroom. The dog was sleeping beside me, so I knew it wasn’t the sound of his paws tapping on something while he dreamt of chasing bunny rabbits. I figured it must be the birds, trying to break their toys or something. I got dressed and went and sat at my computer in the livingroom. Tap, tap, tap. Long, short, long long. Dash-dot-dash-dash.

I looked over at the birds, who were being unusually quiet and attentive – they too were trying to discern the source of the Morse Code. Dash-dot-dot. My eyes drifted downwards to the humane trap at the base of the bird cage. It was put there two months ago by my landlord, after I saw a mouse ambling across the livingroom like he owned the joint. I found it very disconcerting that he didn’t even bother to run when he saw me. Anyway, two months of waiting, and now it appears that the Morse Code was coming from the humane trap. I went over and peered down into the trap – sure enough, there he was, a small rodent tapping out Mouse Code SOS messages to his luckier brethren.

So I went about my business…fed the dog, fed the birds, fed the fish, made some breakfast, drank some coffee, went to the gym, bought some groceries…like any other Sunday. But one thought keeps coming back to me: what should I do about the mouse? It’s all very well to get a humane trap, but it’s not very humane if you let the poor creature starve to death, is it? I could let him go, but it seems somewhat inhumane to let him loose outside in an Ottawa winter. Besides, I don’t even know how to open the trap. I guess I could drop some birdseed in through the grate of the cage, so he can eat, and maybe squirt a little water in there for him, so he can freshen up. I could call a friend and ask them to help me, but my friends all fall into one of two categories: the kind who would want to turn it into a pet and make clothes and toys for it and feed it peanut butter sandwiches, and the kind who would scoff at the whole idea of a humane trap and want to kill it with a hammer or a gun.

If anybody out there has any suggestions on what to do about the Mouse, I’d love to hear from you.

UPDATE: here he is – this photo was taken through the window of the mouse trap:

The world’s largest skating rink opened today

The Rideau Canal Skateway

The Rideau Canal – on record as the largest skating rink in the world – opened today for another season. The ice has to be 25-30cm thick along the entire 7.8km stretch in order for it to be considered safe enough to open. I skated the whole thing from Dow’s Lake to Parliament Hill and back again, plus the stretch up to Carleton University – a total of about 16km (my legs hurt already). Last year I skated almost every day in the winter and never fell down, but today I fell down twice! (There’s always a bright side – I found a dime on the ice when I was lying there the second time – someday soon I’ll tell you about the Dave X Change Challenge). The conditions were a bit rough in spots, but I expect they’ll be much better in a day or so.

I couldn’t take any pix on the Canal today because I forgot my camera at Gail’s house last night when I was there for her wonderful Ukrainian Christmas dinner party. Here’s a photograph I found on the net of the Canal in the winter (it’s a whole different creature in the summertime).

Where’s the knitting?

Not to worry, I’m just taking a brief break from knitting after the Christmas knitting frenzy. I still have to knit myself an Inka hat (I’ve started one of the earflaps…I know, kinda sad really, I started it over a week ago). My sister’s birthday is coming up and she wants an Inka hat too. I’ll be starting my clapotis soon. My knitting group at work is starting our first socks next week, so you can watch me curse socks. And of course there’s always that green cardigan that I have to finish (the front and back are done, but I’m dreading the sleeves). Anyway, next week will mark a return to the knitting projects.

In the meantime, I’ve been playing the guitar a lot. Right now I’m learning some finger-picking arpeggio styles, which are kind of cool sounding and fun to do. I’m learning Scarboro Fair, The Times They Are A-Changing, and You Look Wonderful Tonight.

Undecided in Ottawa Centre

I’ve voted in every single election for which I was eligible since I was 18. Every federal election, every provincial election, every municipal election. That’s a lot of elections. And I’ve always known well in advance who I would be voting for….except for this one. I am finally in that highly desired and most desperately sought-after segment of the population – the undecided voter who always votes. My vote could go to the NDP (as usual) or the Liberals (call it an anti-Harper vote rather than a pro-Martin vote) or the Green Party (if one of the other two parties has my riding sewn up by election day).

It’s going to be an odd election, I think. I’ve talked to quite a few undecideds and people who are crossing party lines and voting strategically. I’ve talked to people who are voting NDP for the first time ever, and others who are voting Liberal for the first time. (Very few people I talk to are admitting to voting Conservative, except for one online Alberta friend, and an Ottawa friend’s brother.)

I hope the pollsters call me so I can be the elusive, important Undecided Voter, the one whose Opinion Matters, the one whose vote will Determine the Outcome.

We’re having an election

Well, y’know, we’re having an election up here in Canada in just 19 days, so I suppose I should say something vaguely political. I’m having to dig pretty deep here, even though I’m a political animal, to think of anything to say about it. Ho hum.

That being said – don’t you think they’re ALL kind of smarmy?

Stephen for sure, he takes the cake, the man wants it so bad it’s dripping out of the corners of his mouth. I think the first thing he’ll do if he wins this election is wet his pants. (Then he’ll send W an email offering to go down there and rub his feet and drive his golf cart for him. )

I saw Martin kicking off his campaign with some goofy sleigh ride a few weeks ago, and he looked and sounded like slickness falling on its phony face. I was actually embarassed for him, and he’s not even my candidate.

And Jack? Well, he looks like he’s trying too hard but doesn’t have the same budget for the image machine as Stephen. He’s way too earnest or something. I feel slightly ill whenever he stops to listen to what little old ladies have to say, with his ever-so-earnest “take my picture” face. But still, unrefined earnestness beats slick salivating any day, so Jack’s still got my vote (unless the “Anybody but Harper” campaign needs it, in which case I’ll be voting Liberal.) Besides, I like the NDP policies best. Not that I believe anything anyone says during a campaign anymore…my last little bit of innocence and naivete was devoured by Dalton “I will not raise taxes” McGuinty after the last Ontario election. (It wasn’t even the tax increase that bothered me, but the deliberate, shameless lying, which was so blatantly disrespectful to the voters. Argh. Don’t get me started.)

Frankly they’re all creeping me out except the Bloc guy, whatshisname, and that nice man from the Green Party.

Ringing in the New Year with people who have done it a hundred times

Well…Christmas is over, New Years is done, the houseguests have left, and I’m almost finished tidying the whole mess away.

I haven’t been feeling well – some kind of mild stomach virus that lasts over a week – so I haven’t had much energy to do anything very interesting.

However, I did put on my party pants and go out on New Years Eve – to a senior citizens’ home. I took photos of the residents celebrating New Years. They really know how to ring in the new year too – they move all the clocks ahead, so they’re doing the big countdown at 8:15 instead of midnight. That way they can party and celebrate and still be in bed by 9:00. I thought it was a brilliant idea, especially since I was feeling about 85 years old myself that night. Besides, some of these people have rung in the new year a hundred times already, so they must know what they’re doing by now.

I’m making the residents a video of the photos I took, using software called Memories on TV. It lets me burn my photos to a CD or DVD (a slide show with panning, zooming and cool effects, and set to music – in this case, Auld Lang Syne), which can be watched on TV. I’ve made a few now, and people seem to really like them.

The next time your kid does something dumb…

The next time your kid does something unfathomably dumb, think about this kid:

Farris Hassan

His parents left him alone in the house while they were at work, so he went to Iraq.