Whatever your heart desires, just name it! This is the very essence of the Elgin Street Irregulars’ latest under-hyped meta-contest. Just go over there and tell them what you want for a prize. Whoever asks for the best prize will win the contest and be awarded the prize they asked for. It’s brilliant in its simplicity really.
Of course, the trick is to name a prize the ESIs can give you without causing themselves undue hardship or angst. If you want a candy-apple-red Ferrari or pink go-go boots, you’re probably out of luck. The even trickier trick is to name something they will all agree upon, because one of the contest rules is that the ESIs must reach consensus in choosing a winner: no consensus, no winner. (I heard a rumour there’s a wood nymph parading around half-naked over there with truffles, trying to sway the voting in her favour, but you know how unreliable the rumour mill can be.)
You can enter as often as you want, and it’s absolutely FREE with no strings attached. I think they’re going to post an address to which you can send chocolate, half-naked pictures of yourself, and other small tokens of your appreciation, should you so desire. The contest deadline is Thursday November 8th at 7:00 pm. Good luck!
has she got real truffles? not the chocolate kind.
From what I hear, she’s got the very finest chocolate truffles available in Canada.