No time to blog tonight, just time to touch on a whole whack of things that are coming up on the blogging agenda.
I’ve been up to my elbows in damage control because Coyote and Em managed to piss off the mommy bloggers in the baby buggy post. Aggie, Julia and J didn’t help matters much, and Kerry’s down there fanning the flames at this very moment.
What else?
I was tagged for that 7-things Meme by Andrea. She tagged me a week ago, and somehow I didn’t notice, even though I read the post. Duh. Meanwhile, I was tiptoeing around the ESI blog, all inconspicuous-like while they were asking for nominations for who they would tag for that very same meme. I didn’t dare nominate anyone in case it was a trick. Ha! Good trick. (I will be 7-thinging in the very near future.)
Last but not least: a devastating fate has befallen the Swap Box. I will post details and photographs soon. However, the Swap Box news is not all bad. Stay tuned for the shocking details.
Oh, and where are my manners? I’d like to extend a a warm web welcome to all the surfers who are landing on this blog by googling “21-inch penis,” “22-inch penis,” “7-inch penis,” and “carving knife injury.” I hope you all find what you’re looking for.
Huh?
“Oh, and where are my manners? I’d like to extend a a warm web welcome to all the surfers who are landing on this blog by googling “21-inch penis,†“22-inch penis,†“7-inch penis,†and “carving knife injury.†I hope you all find what you’re looking for.”
J, Statcounter shows that those were the most popular search terms for people landing here via Google over the past week. I’m not sure why. A year or so ago, I did post something about my friend Stuart’s 21-inch walrus penis. (Or maybe it was a narwhale, I forget now.)
Somehow, I suspect that the people googling 20-inch and 23-inch are not winding up at as good a blog as yours, Zoom.
And what about the metric googlers?
Perhaps you should mention 53 to 55 cm lengths as well.
Hah. You get carving knives and 22-inch members, and I get people wanting to find out about their allergies. I obviously need to start blogging more about genitalia.
Or maybe…. Allergies to genitalia?? How bizarre. But how exciting.
Thanks David and Andrea – now whenever people google 23 inch penises and allergies to genitalia, they’ll wind up here where they belong.
Also, I was pleased to see that my mom tried to make peace with the mommy bloggers. Heh heh heh.
Apparently a 54-inch penis, the largest known mammal penis fossil known the exist, from a species that went extinct 12,000 years ago, can be had for $8000.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-08-26-walrus-fossil_N.htm
“Only a limited number of people really want it.”
Yeah, I’d hope so 😛
Why is it that I’m more controversial when I’m not actually -trying- to be? *sighs*
Though, this isn’t the first time I’ve inadvertently pissed off people who choose to have kids. I won’t get into why I think that is, but it happens. 😉
I get a lot of hits from the weirdest search string – “Black Mother fuck my Boyfriend”
Google is awesome.
Oh c’mon Em, I’m counting on you and Coyote to go back into that Baby Buggy post and poke those mommies with a sharp stick. We need more controversy around here.